As a woman knelt in a local church and took her rosary

from her purse, a strange object entangled with the beads clattered to the floor. Rigid with embarrassment, she tried to pretend that nothing at all had happened.
A second woman kneeling nearby was the helpful type, however.
Tapping the first woman on the shoulder, she clearly indicated that the poor soul was on the verge of losing her beer can opener!